Monday, June 11, 2012

Ridiculous Nonsense

So I'm currently on my four hour commute to work and just cashed in my Starbucks coffee bag for a free cup . On my second bus right now, and the only reason I mention that is because it oddly resembles the 70's porno sheets like the ones in a Super8 motel. It also smells like a nursing home... But that's off topic.
The real reason I'm posting this is to tell you about the dream I had last night; it was crazy. Not as crazy as the one I had about the Wiesel in a box, but pretty weird at least.
It starts off with my parents and I getting ready for bed in this old guys RV. He doesn't really have any significance so I don't know why he was there. Anyway, my parents just decide that instead of sleeping, we should just drive to Chicago and swim in the lake ( I also don't know where we lived in my dream because it seemed like days before we got there). So we arrive at a hotel downtown and instead of swimming, my mom sends me on a date with some guy she found online. So he takes me to a waterpark at which we play pool and eat shepherds pie and not swim at all. He ends up being super weird so I excuse myself and when I return, him and about 5 other people are dressed in scary costumes (like Día de los Muertos and that latex suit from American Horror Story) and were having a huge orgie party on this electric chair in the middle of the room.
It was borderline porno and should definitely be a series on HBO. Just saying.
Off to work I go! :)

There's also a guy puking in the back of the bus right now O.O

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